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A Tequila Blog by Drew "Pale Rider" Townson

"There's nothing better than good tequila, and there's nothing worse than bad tequila," Drew Townson

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Red Rocker's Business Ventures in the BLACK!


New Cabo, Same Old Wabo?

Gotta hand it to Sammy Hagar; the notorious "Red Rocker" has certainly proved himself as a big-time money maker. A decent guitarist he may be, but if his guitar chops were as good as his entrepreneurial skills, he'd put Eddie Van Halen himself to shame. Hagar was the smartest member of Van Halen, to be sure. Instead of making news for how much he drinks, he makes booze for people to drink. Of course we refer to his premium tequila brand, Cabo Wabo, whose majority share was bought last year by the Italian company Campari/Skyy for a whopping $80 million. And that's dollars, not pesos. (Campari and Sammy have done a redesign of the CW bottle, making it more classy, and have actually changed the distillery to one recently bought-out by, conveniently, Campari). But Sammy, who still owns 20% of CW is not only a spirits baron, he controls his restuarnt/nightclub venture as-well. His infamous Cabo Wabo Cantina nightclub in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, is now a brand of it's own, expanding to Vegas and elsewhere like a Mexicali Hard Rock Cafe.

Now I Can Afford ALL The Red Guitars in the World!!!


About Sammy Hagar
Sammy is a professional rock and roller, restaurant owner, vintage car collector, gourmet chef, and tequila connoisseur with a passion for quality in everything he does. Sammy’s accolades include the journey as singer and songwriter for Van Halen for 11 years, a highly successful solo career both before and after his run with Van Halen, and an early stint with Montrose and now a Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductee. Throughout his accomplished career, Sammy’s combined record sales, when considering the above resume, exceed 60 Million records sold! As founder of the most rockin’ clubs in the world (the Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico) and producer of one of the truly premium Tequilas in the world ( Cabo Wabo tequila), Sammy has established himself as an astute and extremely successful entrepreneur.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

¡Viva Ramirez! ¡Viva Sauza!

I want to give a shout-out and virtual high-five to Alex and Carlos at Ramirez Liquors in Los Angeles -- the vendor that sold me the afore-blogged bad bottle of Fortaleza. Not only are they going to make good on a replacement bottle, but they have actually gotten Guillermo Sauza himself involved. Apparently this is a very small but annoying problem, and Guillermo wants to fix it before the Los Abuelos/Fortaleza reputation gets hurt. They are switching to synthetic cork soon. In the meantime, Guillermo actually wants me to send the bad bottle to him, and they are going to lab test it to see what's going on...for real!

Wow, right?

La Quinta GeneraciĆ³n, Guillermo Sauza

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Bad Cork!


El Corko Malo

Very sadly, my long-awaited bottle of Fortaleza/Los Abuelos Blanco is a bottle of agave-gone-bad. Yes! I don't drink wine, so I never knew the term "corked" before, but apparently this is a case of a tainted cork, which spoils the juice. I knew the minute I took my first sniff of the open bottle something was really wrong. The aroma was basically un-identifiable; a mixture of pure alcohol and sourness. I could not have told you it was tequila. The taste was nothing but hot alcohol and not a hint of agave. None.

Trying to resolve it with the vendor, but they had a disclaimer on their web-site that said I was ordering at my own risk, basically. So, maybe they'll help, maybe they wont.


Good-Cork, Bad-Cork

Saturday, July 11, 2009

La Fortalezaaaaaah....

Finally, after weeks of failed attempts to get a bottle of La Fortaleza (Blanco), a bottle arrived today. Also known as "Los Abuelos" -- see header photo -- aficionados describe Fortaleza as "The Holy Grail of Tequila" or even "Tequila Crack". "Get the crack!", they told me. So I did. El Cracko Mas Fino has arrived! Obviously I have high expectations. We shall see...


Sauza Cinco Generaciones: The Venerable Label of La Fortaleza